WELCOME TO HEALTHY HORMONE EATS.

Painless periods, symptom-free cycles, high energy, and regular cycles isn't about restricting MORE - it's about fueling your body with the nourishment your hormones need to THRIVE. 

Most women think that in order to balance their hormones, they have to give up nearly everything they love... 

Carbs. 
Sugar. 
Dairy.
Gluten. 
Friday night pizza. 
Those really good peanut butter cookies...
You name it. 

But after working with hundreds of women to regulate their cycles and unlock pain-free, cramp-free, EASY periods, stable moods, and high energy, the truth is that it's not about doing more or restricting more. 

It's about nourishing with a root cause approach. 

HHE is the exact nutrition fundamentals I implement with all private clients and HRM students to help them balance their hormones holistically & naturally - without ever having to say, "Diet starts Monday" again.

Ready to balance your hormones, feel confident in your nutrition again, and stop second-guessing everything you eat?


Inside HHE, you'll walk away with... 

 simple nutrition that moves the needle forward with your hormones for EVERY DAY of your cycle - not just for a couple weeks, but for life

a sustainable approach to food that leaves you not just on your way to easy, regular periods, and optimal fertility... but that's simple & stress-free

 the knowledge and tools to balance your hormones through root cause nutrition so you can feel confident every time you walk into the kitchen (and 3 weeks of sample meals & recipes so you don't have to stress about what to cook)

"Only 4 lessons in & so happy!"       Eating cake & not feeling restricted!

FINALLY got her period back         From 4-6 month cycles to 2!

LIKE MAGIC!                 && positive ovulation tests!



Healthy Hormone Eats is normally $197 - and you can grab it for just $97!


HHE is nutrition that never goes out of style.

No fads.

No trends.

No cleanses.

Just knowing exactly how to structure your nutrition for balanced hormones, easy periods, and optimal fertility - so you never feel like you need to start another diet again.


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3. DISCLAIMERS. By participating in the Program, Client acknowledges that the Coach is not a medical doctor, psychologist, therapist, attorney, or financial advisor, and their services do not replace the care of other professionals. Coaching and/or consulting is in no way to be construed or substituted as psychological counseling or any other type of therapy or advice. The Coach may provide the Client with information relating to products that the Coach believes might benefit the Client, but such information is not to be taken as an endorsement or recommendation. The Coach is not responsible for any adverse affects or consequences that may result, either directly or indirectly, from any information or coaching provided, including financial gains or losses. The Coach may provide Client with third-party recommendations for such services as photography, business, health, or other related services. Client agrees that these are only recommendations and the Coach will not be held liable for the services provided by any third-party to the Client. The Coach is not responsible for any adverse affects or consequences that may result, either directly or indirectly, from any information or services provided by a third-party. Any testimonials, earnings, or examples shown through Coach’s website, programs, and/or services are only examples of what may be possible for Client. There can be no assurance as to any particular financial outcome based on the use of Coach’s programs and/or services. Client acknowledges that Coach has not and does not make any representations as to the future income, expenses, sales volume or potential profitability or loss of any kind that may be derived as a result of use of Coach’s website, programs, products or services.

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Healthy Hormone Eats$179

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  • 4 core modules
  • Go at your own pace
  • Lifetime access
  • 3 weeks of recipes & sample meal plans to guide you
  • Cheat sheets to make food so much easier
  • Your playbook for eating for healthy hormones -  without restriction
  • Tools you can come back to to keep your hormones balanced for life

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